Miracle MileMay 20, 2026A payphone rings. A man picks up. A voice panics: “It’s happening!” Nuclear warheads have been launched. Los Angeles will be gone in seventy minutes.… Continue Reading
VesperMay 19, 2026They spent ten years pitching English-language sci-fi projects. Then they went home to Lithuania and made one of the most fully realized dystopian worlds in… Continue Reading
Bloody BridgetMay 17, 2026Richard Elfman founded Oingo Boingo before his younger brother Danny Elfman joined the band and eventually left to become one of the most celebrated film… Continue Reading
Liquid SkyMay 15, 2026Aliens land on the roof in a ship the size of a dinner plate – searching for heroin. They discover something better: the endorphin released… Continue Reading
BeckyMay 12, 2026A fourteen-year-old girl discovers that she is far more dangerous than the escaped convicts who have taken her family hostage. She dispatches them using, among… Continue Reading
The Fairylogue and Radio-PlaysMay 10, 2026Wayyyyyyyyy before Wicked. Wayyy before MGM’s The Wizard of Oz. L. Frank Baum (El-Pha-Ba… get it?) stood on stage in a white suit, delivering a… Continue Reading
God Told Me ToMay 9, 2026A Catholic detective hunts a cult leader who may be his half-brother, born from the same extraterrestrial visitation. This film is a police procedural, then… Continue Reading
The Thing with Two HeadsMay 7, 2026Terminally ill racist surgeon Dr. Maxwell Kirshner (Ray Milland) has been experimenting with head transplants in his basement. His plan is to have his own… Continue Reading
A Dark SongMay 4, 2026Liam Gavin had watched a documentary about Aleister Crowley performing the Abramelin ritual at Loch Ness. The ritual, drawn from a fifteenth-century grimoire known as… Continue Reading
King FratMay 3, 2026Animal House is a beloved classic of American comedy. This isn’t that. This is what Animal House looks like from the bottom of a ditch,… Continue Reading
Stuck on You!April 29, 2026Personal Note: Your humble host worked on this film as a teenager, painting caveman clubs on the roof of the Troma building. He still has… Continue Reading
Dead Man WalkingApril 28, 2026A meek accountant from Cleveland travels west by train to a town called Machine and a job that no longer exists. Things deteriorate from there.… Continue Reading